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HANDLE THAT SH*T™ Softening Beard Oil Review — Worth it?

Beard maintenance isn’t just about growing facial hair — it’s about keeping it from looking unkempt, itchy, or frizzy. If your beard feels scratchy, refuses to sit right, or looks greasy after every product, you’re facing common problems that many beard oils promise to fix. HANDLE THAT SH*T™ Softening Beard Oil aims to be the no-nonsense answer: a lightweight, non-greasy oil that softens, reduces itch, and tames frizz without the shine or heavy residue.

Quick product snapshot

Specifications & materials (Material & quality)

• Formulation: Lightweight liquid blend that emphasizes quick absorption and a non-greasy finish. The base includes hemp seed oil and lighter esters (decyl cocoate) for conditioning without heavy residue.
• Active extras: CBD is listed as an extracted ingredient, and tocopherol (vitamin E) is present for antioxidant support.
• Scent and additives: Contains parfum and natural essential-oil constituents (limonene, linalool, citral). Fragrance is noticeable but described as balanced rather than overpowering.
• Packaging: Compact 20 ml bottle — travel-friendly size that fits easily in a dopp kit or pocket. Small bottle means less waste if you want to try it, but you’ll refill more often.
• What it skips: Formulation advertises exclusion of heavy fillers, greasy finish, and overpowering fragrance — consistent with the lightweight texture in use.

Real-world experience — Pros & Cons

What I liked (Pros)

• Absorbs quickly: A couple drops worked through the beard left hair feeling softer without a shiny or oily coat. Good for mornings when you don’t want a heavy product on your face.
• Controls frizz and itch: Within a few days of regular use, I noticed less stray hair and reduced itch/dryness at the skin level. That “freshly maintained” appearance is achievable with two to four drops.
• Light scent profile: The fragrance is present but restrained — it doesn’t compete with cologne and fades reasonably fast.
• Clean-feeling formulation: The blend of esters and hemp seed oil gives conditioning without the waxy or greasy after-feel some oils leave behind.
• Good for layering: Plays nicely under a balm or light styling product if you want more structure later in the day.

What could be better (Cons)

• Small bottle / price per ml: At 20 ml and $26.95 USD, the cost-per-use is higher than larger classic beard oils. If you use it daily on a longer beard, you’ll go through it fast.
• Not a styling hold: This is a softening/control oil — it won’t replace a balm or wax when you need firm hold or shape for long-stay styles.
• Scent allergens: Contains limonene, linalool, and citral, which can be sensitizing for fragrance-sensitive skin. If you have fragrance allergies, patch-test first.
• CBD presence: CBD is included as an extract; while many users like the marketing and potential skin benefits, others may have regulatory or personal preferences to avoid CBD products.

How it performed in routine

Used as recommended (2–4 drops daily), HANDLE THAT SH*T™ delivered noticeable softening and easier comb-through within a week. Application is straightforward: warm between palms, work through the beard from root to tip, then shape. The oil didn’t transfer onto clothing or skin heavily after absorption, which is useful for office or daily wear.

If you want a dramatic, sculpted look, you’ll still need a balm or wax. For general maintenance, itch control, and a cleaner, matte appearance, this oil hits the brief well.

Quick comparison — how it stacks up

Bottom line on comparison: HANDLE THAT SH*T™ is best when you want an ultra-light, leave-in conditioning oil with a modern ingredient list (including CBD). If you need heavy conditioning or the most cost-effective option per ounce, some competitors offer larger bottles or richer formulations.

Who this is best for

• Busy people who want quick, fuss-free beard maintenance that absorbs fast.
• Anyone with mild to moderate beard itch or frizz looking for a lightweight solution.
• Urban professionals who prefer matte, low-shine finishes and subtle scent profiles.
• Travelers or testers who want a small, trial-friendly size before committing to a larger product.
• Not ideal for beard stylists needing strong hold or for users with fragrance sensitivities.

Final verdict — Worth it?

HANDLE THAT SH*T™ Softening Beard Oil is worth considering if you prioritize a non-greasy finish, quick absorption, and targeted itch/frizz control. The CBD-enriched formula and clean-feel set it apart from heavier traditional oils, but the small 20 ml bottle makes it a pricier option over time. If your goal is daily tidy maintenance and you don’t need strong styling hold, this oil delivers exactly what it promises.

Recommended: Yes — for daily maintainers who want a light, modern beard oil. Skip it if you need heavy conditioning or hold.

Where to buy

If you’re ready to try it, the product is available for purchase through my store — and there are occasional discount codes and special offers available at checkout. Check the store listing for current promotions to get the best value.